I think I'm on to something guys, I think I've found a way to poison zombies... but first some background.
Everybody knows, that the best bit of metabolism is the electron transport chain (because that is normally the last lecture! I'm kidding, of course). But just in case you can't remember what that is, here is a reminder.
The electron transport chain is the culmination of aerobic metabolism, the final extraction point for energy from anything sugary, fatty or... proteiny isn't a word... meaty.
Basically, all the catabolism that went before, kept producing reduced coenzymes. NADH here, FADH2 there, and what was the point of it?
The point, my friends, was the electron transport chain.
(please ignore the extra bits of text - do you think it's easy blogging about zombie metabolism during the zombiepocalypse?)
The electron transport chain takes all the reduced goodness of the coenzymes, and uses it to remove protons from the matrix of the mitochondria. These protons desperately want to get back in, and the main way to do that, is via ATP synthase, which uses their desperation (it's not nice to discuss proton-motive force in polite company) to make ATP.
So how do we use this information to poison zombies?
If you remember, I said that zombies are respiring verrrrrryyyyyyy slooooowwwwlllllyyy.
The outcome of this highly pertinent factoid is that zombies look like they don't breathe or need oxygen, but they do. It's just that they can survive being deprived of it for a ridiculously long period of time. Getting buried by a loved one until they can claw their way out of the ground, for example, is no problem at all. As many of us know from personal experience.
So what's their poison?
Dinitrophenol (or any other similar uncoupler).
Seriously? I hear you ask yourself, the herbicide? What the...?
I'll explain.
Dinitrophenol is a lipid-soluble weak acid. This means that it can bind or release protons fairly easily, depending on the pH, and that it can dissolve across lipid membranes easily. The result of this, in your average human, is that it can allow those protons another way into the mitochondria. This means that the protons are no longer so desperate to get in via ATP synthase, and a lot of energy is wasted.
Another side effect is that oxygen usage increases, because as protons re-enter the mitochondrial matrix, its easier for the electron transport chain to pump them back out again, using up oxygen in the process.
So then, why would this act as a poison to zombies? Well, it removes one of their major advantages over us. Your average zombie only gets to eat about once a week, but they can survive for much longer than that without eating, while we, on the other hand, like to eat at least once a day (wishful thinking...). This means that they can outlive (or outdead...?) us just by waiting long enough. Also, they don't need to breathe very often, which means they are harder to kill.
But if we could speed up their metabolism, they would probably starve, or at least get weaker. Also, the need to breathe... no more of those pesky underwater zombie attacks that make swimming so much more eventful than it used to be.
With all those open wounds, I could probably just drop it on them from tall buildings, but where will I get bucket loads of DNP...?
Thursday 20 June 2013
Saturday 18 May 2013
Zombie Metabolism: Citric Acid Cycle
Sorry to have been quiet for so long, I'm sure you must have thought that I had been eaten, or perhaps that I had taken eating (others) as a full-time occupation.
Well, you'll be glad to know that I am alive and well... ish. I am also completely alone. My group has abandoned me, they think I'm obsessed with zombie metabolism and that I have completely lost the plot. Well, I'll show them! Ah-hah-hah-haha-HA!
I don't need them! I broke into the biochem labs at Imperial all by myself, and guess what? Their back-up generators have been running this whole time! Partly reliant on solar power - yay for green enthusiasts, though they are sort of brownish-green by now...
Anyway... all the lab zombies were in pretty bad shape, probably the lack of vitamin D, so it wasn't too hard to get myself up and running in one of the labs.
I used to have so much respect for those professor-types, I used to be a PhD student, but it sort of takes the shine off when they dribble from their eyes... They just don't seem to have that same, I dunno, air of authority. Much more an air of rubbish. Eau de crap, if you will.
I digress.
I caught one of the lab zombies, and measured its RER (respiratory quotient, that is, the ratio of oxygen used, vs carbon dioxide produced), and that zombie was respiring veeeeerrrrrryyyyyy sssssllllloooowwwwllllyyyyy. The O2/CO2 was about 0.9, which implies that it is probably using a mixture of carbs and fat, and probably protein too. Would this be different if it had just eaten? There are limits to what I will do in the name of science, so unless I go on a serious revenge kick, I guess we'll never know...
So, what does this have to do with the citric acid cycle? Well, in previous posts, I was debating the importance to zombies of glycolysis (anaerobic) vs fatty acid oxidation (aerobic). Now that I have confirmed that they do use a fair amount of oxygen, it seems highly likely that they will be carrying out citric acid cycle reactions.
For those biochem enthusiasts out there who, despite the daily struggle for survival, despite the lack of edible food, and the numerous walking dead that lie in wait around every corner, never sleeping, never tiring, never feeling satiated in their desire for human flesh, still find a few moments to revise basic biochemistry (metabolism is life!), it is easy to remember why the citric acid cycle is so important.
But for those who have been distracted by the zombiepocalypse, a refresher:
The citric acid cycle takes in acetyl CoA, and via addition of oxaloacetate, oxidises it gradually to carbon dioxide, in a series of reactions that produce, in a roundabout way, energy for the cell. In order to make use of this energy (most of it anyway), the products of the citric acid cycle need to feed into the electron transport chain, which relies on oxygen.
I intend to do more studies on the zombie tissue, in particular the muscle and the nervous system. So guess what is so exciting about zombie research? The tissues continue to work after they have been removed from the body!!!
How cool is that? No more cell cultures for me. (I'm dancing around the lab right now.)
And they thought I was crazy...
Well, you'll be glad to know that I am alive and well... ish. I am also completely alone. My group has abandoned me, they think I'm obsessed with zombie metabolism and that I have completely lost the plot. Well, I'll show them! Ah-hah-hah-haha-HA!
I don't need them! I broke into the biochem labs at Imperial all by myself, and guess what? Their back-up generators have been running this whole time! Partly reliant on solar power - yay for green enthusiasts, though they are sort of brownish-green by now...
Anyway... all the lab zombies were in pretty bad shape, probably the lack of vitamin D, so it wasn't too hard to get myself up and running in one of the labs.
I used to have so much respect for those professor-types, I used to be a PhD student, but it sort of takes the shine off when they dribble from their eyes... They just don't seem to have that same, I dunno, air of authority. Much more an air of rubbish. Eau de crap, if you will.
I digress.
I caught one of the lab zombies, and measured its RER (respiratory quotient, that is, the ratio of oxygen used, vs carbon dioxide produced), and that zombie was respiring veeeeerrrrrryyyyyy sssssllllloooowwwwllllyyyyy. The O2/CO2 was about 0.9, which implies that it is probably using a mixture of carbs and fat, and probably protein too. Would this be different if it had just eaten? There are limits to what I will do in the name of science, so unless I go on a serious revenge kick, I guess we'll never know...
So, what does this have to do with the citric acid cycle? Well, in previous posts, I was debating the importance to zombies of glycolysis (anaerobic) vs fatty acid oxidation (aerobic). Now that I have confirmed that they do use a fair amount of oxygen, it seems highly likely that they will be carrying out citric acid cycle reactions.
For those biochem enthusiasts out there who, despite the daily struggle for survival, despite the lack of edible food, and the numerous walking dead that lie in wait around every corner, never sleeping, never tiring, never feeling satiated in their desire for human flesh, still find a few moments to revise basic biochemistry (metabolism is life!), it is easy to remember why the citric acid cycle is so important.
But for those who have been distracted by the zombiepocalypse, a refresher:
The citric acid cycle takes in acetyl CoA, and via addition of oxaloacetate, oxidises it gradually to carbon dioxide, in a series of reactions that produce, in a roundabout way, energy for the cell. In order to make use of this energy (most of it anyway), the products of the citric acid cycle need to feed into the electron transport chain, which relies on oxygen.
I intend to do more studies on the zombie tissue, in particular the muscle and the nervous system. So guess what is so exciting about zombie research? The tissues continue to work after they have been removed from the body!!!
How cool is that? No more cell cultures for me. (I'm dancing around the lab right now.)
And they thought I was crazy...
Thursday 14 February 2013
Zombie Metabolism: Fatty Acid Oxidation
Well, it's got to be done. You can't ignore fatty acid oxidation. It may not be as ancient a pathway as glycolysis, but its where most of the living get there energy. (Especially these days, let's just say, obesity isn't the problem it used to be...)
So, just a quick recap, for those of us who have forgotten what fatty acid oxidation is all about. Which is fair enough I guess, learning how to hotwire cars, pick locks and shoot, doesn't leave much time to revise biochemistry!
Fatty acid oxidation, the pathway which allows us to use fats as fuel, takes place in the mitochondrial matrix, produces shed loads of acetyl CoA, reduced coenzymes, and not much else. The key thing is that, in order to generate any ATP at all, you need oxygen for the electron transport chain and the citric acid cycle. We'll come to these later, if I survive. If I can be bothered.
So, if zombies don't have functioning circulatory systems, can they be carrying out oxidative metabolism? My honest answer - I haven't a clue.
Arguments in favour:
It's hard to believe that they could manage without fat oxidation. Protein reserves and glycogen can only take you so far. In addition, with their diet of mostly entrails, they are eating a lot of fat. And I don't recall seeing any fat zombies, do you? So they must be using it, don't you think?
Arguments against:
But how could they do it without a circulatory system? It just isn't possible to oxidize fats without oxygen? Although its true that they eat a lot of fat, they might use it for something else - the black, viscous fluid that they seem to be full of perhaps?
Theory:
Now this is just completely off the wall thinking, but what if that 'black gunk' is like, concentrated haemoglobin or something? What if the integrity of their tissues is so weak that oxygen just diffuses right through them? I think they can use oxidative metabolism, because they just don't have enough carbohydrates to do without it. And where the tissues are more intact, glycolysis can suffice. Perhaps this is why they rot - to increase aeration in the tissues? Our initial hopes were that they would eventually rot away, but they only decomposed to a certain point, and since then, they haven't changed much. So my theory is that the decomposition only occurred until the damage to the tissues sufficiently increased oxygenation, so that sufficient amounts of oxidative metabolism could occur. I also believe that the dark viscous fluid somehow sustains their metabolism. Perhaps testing their respiratory quotient isn't such a bad idea...
So, just a quick recap, for those of us who have forgotten what fatty acid oxidation is all about. Which is fair enough I guess, learning how to hotwire cars, pick locks and shoot, doesn't leave much time to revise biochemistry!
Fatty acid oxidation, the pathway which allows us to use fats as fuel, takes place in the mitochondrial matrix, produces shed loads of acetyl CoA, reduced coenzymes, and not much else. The key thing is that, in order to generate any ATP at all, you need oxygen for the electron transport chain and the citric acid cycle. We'll come to these later, if I survive. If I can be bothered.
So, if zombies don't have functioning circulatory systems, can they be carrying out oxidative metabolism? My honest answer - I haven't a clue.
Arguments in favour:
It's hard to believe that they could manage without fat oxidation. Protein reserves and glycogen can only take you so far. In addition, with their diet of mostly entrails, they are eating a lot of fat. And I don't recall seeing any fat zombies, do you? So they must be using it, don't you think?
Arguments against:
But how could they do it without a circulatory system? It just isn't possible to oxidize fats without oxygen? Although its true that they eat a lot of fat, they might use it for something else - the black, viscous fluid that they seem to be full of perhaps?
Theory:
Now this is just completely off the wall thinking, but what if that 'black gunk' is like, concentrated haemoglobin or something? What if the integrity of their tissues is so weak that oxygen just diffuses right through them? I think they can use oxidative metabolism, because they just don't have enough carbohydrates to do without it. And where the tissues are more intact, glycolysis can suffice. Perhaps this is why they rot - to increase aeration in the tissues? Our initial hopes were that they would eventually rot away, but they only decomposed to a certain point, and since then, they haven't changed much. So my theory is that the decomposition only occurred until the damage to the tissues sufficiently increased oxygenation, so that sufficient amounts of oxidative metabolism could occur. I also believe that the dark viscous fluid somehow sustains their metabolism. Perhaps testing their respiratory quotient isn't such a bad idea...
Thursday 17 January 2013
Zombie Metabolism: Glycolysis
Glycolysis
As a pathway, you don't get much more fundamental than glycolysis.Glycolysis, used to break down sugar to produce ATP, is probably used by all living cells - but what about 'unliving' cells? Yes, I am talking about the cells of the living dead, do they carry out glycolysis too?
Let's think about why glycolysis is such an important pathway...
1) The products can be used for synthesis.
2) It doesn't require mitochondria.
3) It doesn't require oxygen.
Point number three, my friends, is probably the important one. I believe that glycolysis is most likely an essential pathway for zombies, and here's why:
NO CIRCULATORY SYSTEM!!!
Zombie bodies show an amazing ability to function despite an incredible level of degradation. The other day, I saw this guy, I kid you not, stabbing a zombie with a sword - wait for it - in the heart! Any idiot knows that zombies don't need their hearts to beat! Even a decapitated zombie head will continue to move its mouth!
But this got me thinking... no blood, no pulse, no circulation. The tissue in these things must be seriously anaerobic! They have to be using glycolysis.
You could argue that the tissue is so badly decomposed that oxygen just diffuses in from the air, and I think that is quite likely, but there is a limit to how far diffusion will go. At the very least, the tissues further in, in particular, the skeletal muscle, must be using glycolysis.
'But wait', I hear you cry (quietly, so the zombies aren't alerted to your presence), 'zombies move slowly, and they never get tired. That sounds like aerobic exercise, which relies mainly on fatty acid oxidation!'
In answer to that, I would like to make three main points:
1) Fatty acid oxidation IS useless for anaerobic exercise, but glycolysis is good for everything!
2) I wasn't saying they only use glycolysis, just that it would play an important role.
3) If you can get a zombie to sign the consent form, maybe we could measure his oxygen uptake and carbon dioxide production, calculate his respiratory quotient, and settle this argument once and for all?
Obviously I am being sarcastic - I didn't claim to have all the answers - I'm just theorising! While on the run. Sheesh!
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